UFO ~ Neon Crop Baby Tee

$30.00

Welcome to the 'UFO' collection, where extraterrestrial escapism meets earthly ennui. This isn’t just a fashion statement—it’s a rescue flare in apparel form, signaling to any nearby spacecraft. Perfect for those days when the planet feels a bit too planet-like, and the idea of an alien abduction sounds like a reasonable alternative to adulting. Wear this, and you’re not just outfitted in fabric; you’re cloaked in cosmic irony. Each garment serves as a not-so-subtle nudge to the universe: if you’re taking volunteers to bounce from Earth, here’s a candidate. Beam up in style, or at least wish you could.

  • 52% cotton, 48% polyester

  • Slim fit

  • NOTE: This style runs small

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Welcome to the 'UFO' collection, where extraterrestrial escapism meets earthly ennui. This isn’t just a fashion statement—it’s a rescue flare in apparel form, signaling to any nearby spacecraft. Perfect for those days when the planet feels a bit too planet-like, and the idea of an alien abduction sounds like a reasonable alternative to adulting. Wear this, and you’re not just outfitted in fabric; you’re cloaked in cosmic irony. Each garment serves as a not-so-subtle nudge to the universe: if you’re taking volunteers to bounce from Earth, here’s a candidate. Beam up in style, or at least wish you could.

  • 52% cotton, 48% polyester

  • Slim fit

  • NOTE: This style runs small

alien abduction fashion, irreverent graphic tees, bizarre clothing statements, edgy casual wear, UFO inspired apparel, dark humor fashion, rebellious style clothing, Nightlife Crop Tops, Edgy Baby Tees, Bold Party Tops, Rebel Crop Tees, Sexy Snug Tops, Clubwear Crop Tops, Daring Fashion Tees, Unhinged Style Tops, Youthful Statement Tees, Alternative Chic Tops

Welcome to the 'UFO' collection, where extraterrestrial escapism meets earthly ennui. This isn’t just a fashion statement—it’s a rescue flare in apparel form, signaling to any nearby spacecraft. Perfect for those days when the planet feels a bit too planet-like, and the idea of an alien abduction sounds like a reasonable alternative to adulting. Wear this, and you’re not just outfitted in fabric; you’re cloaked in cosmic irony. Each garment serves as a not-so-subtle nudge to the universe: if you’re taking volunteers to bounce from Earth, here’s a candidate. Beam up in style, or at least wish you could.

  • 52% cotton, 48% polyester

  • Slim fit

  • NOTE: This style runs small

alien abduction fashion, irreverent graphic tees, bizarre clothing statements, edgy casual wear, UFO inspired apparel, dark humor fashion, rebellious style clothing, Nightlife Crop Tops, Edgy Baby Tees, Bold Party Tops, Rebel Crop Tees, Sexy Snug Tops, Clubwear Crop Tops, Daring Fashion Tees, Unhinged Style Tops, Youthful Statement Tees, Alternative Chic Tops

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