Dissociation Long Sleeve (Unisex)
Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.
100% US Cotton
Medium fabric
Classic fit
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Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.
100% US Cotton
Medium fabric
Classic fit
ironic quote tee, funny quote tee, sarcastic quote tee, edgy text tee, bold tee, weird quote tee, bartender tee, industry tee, adult tee, trendy tee, cheeky text tee, sassy quote tee, graphic humor tee
Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.
100% US Cotton
Medium fabric
Classic fit
ironic quote tee, funny quote tee, sarcastic quote tee, edgy text tee, bold tee, weird quote tee, bartender tee, industry tee, adult tee, trendy tee, cheeky text tee, sassy quote tee, graphic humor tee
