Dissociation Crewneck (Unisex)
Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.
Medium-heavy fabric
50% cotton and 50% polyester
Classic fit
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton
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Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.
Medium-heavy fabric
50% cotton and 50% polyester
Classic fit
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton
ironic quote crewneck, funny quote crewneck, sarcastic quote crewneck, edgy text crewneck, bold crewneck, weird quote crewneck, bartender crewneck, industry crewneck, adult crewneck, trendy crewneck, cheeky text crewneck, sassy quote crewneck, graphic humor crewneck
Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.
Medium-heavy fabric
50% cotton and 50% polyester
Classic fit
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton
ironic quote crewneck, funny quote crewneck, sarcastic quote crewneck, edgy text crewneck, bold crewneck, weird quote crewneck, bartender crewneck, industry crewneck, adult crewneck, trendy crewneck, cheeky text crewneck, sassy quote crewneck, graphic humor crewneck
