Dissociation Ringer Tee (Unisex)
Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.
100% combed, ring-spun cotton
Light fabric
Classic fit
ironic quote ringer, funny quote ringer, sarcastic ringer, edgy text ringer, bold ringer, weird quote ringer, bartender ringer, industry ringer, adult ringer, trendy ringer, cheeky text ringer, sassy quote ringer, graphic humor ringer
Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.
100% combed, ring-spun cotton
Light fabric
Classic fit
ironic quote ringer, funny quote ringer, sarcastic ringer, edgy text ringer, bold ringer, weird quote ringer, bartender ringer, industry ringer, adult ringer, trendy ringer, cheeky text ringer, sassy quote ringer, graphic humor ringer
Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.
100% combed, ring-spun cotton
Light fabric
Classic fit
ironic quote ringer, funny quote ringer, sarcastic ringer, edgy text ringer, bold ringer, weird quote ringer, bartender ringer, industry ringer, adult ringer, trendy ringer, cheeky text ringer, sassy quote ringer, graphic humor ringer
