Dissociation Crop Baby Tee
Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.
52% cotton, 48% polyester
Slim fit
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Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.
52% cotton, 48% polyester
Slim fit
ironic quote crop, funny quote crop, sarcastic quote crop, edgy text crop, bold crop, weird quote crop, bartender crop, industry crop, adult crop, trendy crop, cheeky text crop, sassy quote crop, graphic humor crop
Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.
52% cotton, 48% polyester
Slim fit
ironic quote crop, funny quote crop, sarcastic quote crop, edgy text crop, bold crop, weird quote crop, bartender crop, industry crop, adult crop, trendy crop, cheeky text crop, sassy quote crop, graphic humor crop
