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Being Super Fun at Parties
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Asking 'What Time and Place Were You Born?'
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Joining the NYC Subway Rats for Hors D'oeuvres
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Being Proud of Being Toxic
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Going Through a Health Kick Right Now
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Drinking To Get Through the Shift
Being Super Fun at Parties
Being Super Fun at Parties
Congratulations, you are “Being Super Fun at Parties”! You're not just the life of the party; you're the sarcastic spirit haunting it. Deck yourself out in 'I complain about you all the time', 'All of your opinions are bad', and 'I did not consent to being alive' because, let's be honest, parties are just therapy sessions without the couch.
Opinions
Consent
Complain
Asking "What Time and Place Were You Born?"
Asking "What Time and Place Were You Born?"
Congratulations, you are “Asking 'What Time and Place Were You Born?'“! Your intuition runs so deep, it's practically supernatural. Clothe your mystical vibes in 'slut for happy endings' and 'does your therapist know about me?'—because everyone knows your spirit animal is a lie detector.
Therapist
Happy Endings
Perhaps
Joining the NYC Subway Rats for Hors D'oeuvres
Joining the NYC Subway Rats for Hors D'oeuvres
Congratulations, you are “Joining the NYC Subway Rats for Hors D'oeuvres”! You navigate the urban jungle with the cunning of a street-savvy rodent. Embrace your inner chaos with 'egregious' and 'chaotic but not malicious', perfect for dining al fresco on a discarded pizza slice.
Egregious
Chaotic
UFO
Being Proud of Being Toxic
Being Proud of Being Toxic
Congratulations, you are “Being Proud of Being Toxic!” You're not just a queen- you're a beautifully malignant ruler of the underbelly. Adorn your rule with 'anything the princess wants' and 'give the whores cigarettes'. And remember- yes, they would you still love you if you were a worm. Because even worms can be princesses. Or whatever
Princess
Marie
Attention
Going Through a Health Kick Right Now
Going Through a Health Kick Right Now
Congratulations, you are “Going Through a Health Kick Right Now!” Who says health isn't a state of mind? Flaunt your twisted wellness with 'Live your age, forget your life', 'all I ate for lunch was two bodega cigarettes', and 'lobotomy: the forbidden fruit'. Because nothing says 'healthy' like existential dread and nicotine.
Skeleton
Bodega
Lobotomy
Drinking to Get Through the Shift
Drinking to Get Through the Shift
Congratulations, you are “Drinking To Get Through the Shift!” You blend in with the office furniture so well, you're practically ergonomic. Celebrate your survival strategy with 'pretend I’m nasty' and 'shh sweetheart, mommy’s dissociating', because if life gives you lemons, squirt them in your vodka.
